Omg my cute Louisiana neighbor just knocked on my door while I was peeing with the door open and getting ready to shower so I barely had any clothes on so I opened the door in a see through tank top with no bra and a towel around my wiast and the blonde one was there and just stuttered something about returning something my roomie had let him borrow so I tried to take it from his hands but he wouldn’t open his hands and tried to come in but I sure as hell am not having him in my house when I’m naked so I had to awkwardly shuffle him into the doorway where he opened his hands to reveal a pipe and a lighter, all the while him going ‘oh sorry oh sorry i’m so sorry’ and me going ‘its okay yep its fine totally fine totally fine’ which is basically the cutest and most awkward way I have ever begun my day.
if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.